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Old 09-25-2006, 11:49 AM
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Found this on TeamSniffy, funny read:

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you might be a powerlifter if...........
-if you sniff ammonia instead of cleaning with it.
-if it takes 5 seconds for your soul to re-enter your body after deadlifting
-if you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head
-if you are known in your gym as"the guy that wears that funny looking shirt"
-if you have ever taken ephedrine with black coffee
-if you have ever paced back and forth in front of a loaded bar before a set to intimidate
the weight
-if you check squat depth by using the toilet
-if you add protein powder to your McDonalds milk shake while still at the counter
-if you call ephedrine "vitamin E"
-if more then 5 reps per set is considered cardio
-if your favorite shirt is made of polyester, denim, or canvas and opens in the back
-if asked,how much is your power bill, you respond $30-75 per event per contest
-if the greeting "good morning" makes your lower back and hamstrins sore
-if everyone asks you if that hurts your back on ME bench day
-if asked how much do you bench, you go into great detail explaining Raw,Equiped,Gym
and meet lifts in all the different weight catagories you have ever been in
-if the doctor asks for a blood sample and you show him your shins
-if you have ever wondered why college wrestlers wear powerlifting uniforms
-if you have ever wondered about the protein content of dog food
-if you think about your next meal while still eating one
-if you have baby powder,superglue,duct tape,chalk and ammonia in your gym bag
-if you dream about lifting in the masters division when you retire instead of golf or fishing
-if you show people you hardly know the cuts and bruises under your armpits and say
"now that shirt fits great"
-if your friend say during a meal"how are you going to ever be a superheavyweight when
you eat like a 308"
-if everyone else in the gym hates you, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A POWERLIFTER
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Old 09-25-2006, 12:00 PM
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Lol does this sound like you PJ?
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Old 09-25-2006, 12:03 PM
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Im much more hardcore!
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-if everyone else in the gym hates you, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A POWERLIFTER


Haha! Everybody hates me for the weights I do.
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:06 PM
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Haha! Everybody hates me for the weights I do.
I dont cos in time you will get stronger, just takes time.
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The trainers at my gym hate me on Friday mornings at 6:00 for my dead lifts while they try and get a nap in inbetween clients. Oh how I love the sound of those plates slamming down, I've been told that I can be heard in the parking lot.
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I dont cos in time you will get stronger, just takes time.
They're all bodybuilders who will never stop doing leg press to squat.So, they complain about being weak compared to me, but never do anything about it.

I'm not trying to be an ass.
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:13 PM
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The trainers at my gym hate me on Friday mornings at 6:00 for my dead lifts while they try and get a nap in inbetween clients. Oh how I love the sound of those plates slamming down, I've been told that I can be heard in the parking lot.
Oh no no no, bring it down in a controlled manner!
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:14 PM
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They're all bodybuilders who will never stop doing leg press to squat.So, they complain about being weak compared to me, but never do anything about it.

I'm not trying to be an ass.
I was joking, ive seen your lifts and your a freak!
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That is a funny list Jlozan, I like it..
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You might be a Powerlifter if you can take on 2 Bodybuilders using just your little finger!
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Im not a powerlifter but I can relate to some of those...
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:29 PM
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Ok I think I am a part time powerlifter
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:32 PM
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I thought this was funny too Top Ten Reasons... nobody commented on it though?
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