My Beard Journal...

[musclesntx]

Ok, here's an updated beard pic, post-workout. In this one, the beard just doesn't give a f*ck and is saying "F*ck you" to the hatels that thinks he has used Propecia or whatever the hell Traps accused it of using.

[VBigNate]

its gotta go man..makes you look bloated

[musclesntx]

Originally Posted by VBigNate

its gotta go man..makes you look bloated

I am bloated today... F'n dehyrdated as hell. I'm hydrating, so don't worry. I was pretty damn peeled the other day (Thursday).

Ok, me and the beard just had a shower. The most important part about growing a beard is the initial breaking in period.

Here's a post-shower pic of me and the beard:

[musclesntx]

I think we should have a beard contest. I grow a mean beard (and I have black hair so it isn't fair) so I'd just be a judge. Hawkwind can be a judge too since she knows beard.

[HammerTech]

I am telling ya'll this - ya'll are hatin' because you can't do what the beard is doing and ya know it.

Don't listen to the haters, beard.

[Traps]

man that beard is such bullsh*t. I can see the fishing wire above you........ fake as biotch!

[musclesntx]

Originally Posted by Traps

man that beard is such bullsh*t. I can see the fishing wire above you........ fake as biotch!

I challenge you to grow a beard that looks this good. I'll video my son pulling on my beard and post it...

Thanks Hammer - they can't see me and the beard.

[Traps]

Originally Posted by musclesntx

I challenge you to grow a beard that looks this good. I'll video my son pulling on my beard and post it...

Thanks Hammer - they can't see me and the beard.

I like my beard the way it is, and the best thing is its real, not none of this fake synthol implant **** like your spackling on your face, and supporting with fishing wire from the ceiling.

[jlozan84]

This thread is f'n hilarious. lol

My beard growing starts today............shouldn't take long.

[HammerTech]

That f*cker Dewwick grew a beard on synthol once. Then he threw the ***POW!*** Lat Spread out there and the damn thing fell off. This Beard won't fall off...I don't see any signs of synthol....

[VBigNate]

I havent shaved mine completely off in awhile. I just trim it up a little. Ill post a pic.

[musclesntx]

Originally Posted by jlozan84

This thread is f'n hilarious. lol

My beard growing starts today............shouldn't take long.

Oh hell yes. You already have a journal for everything else, so you need a beard journal. In fact, buddy, I'll share this one with you. This is now Boyd and Jamie's beer, I mean, beard journal.

Originally Posted by HammerTech

That f*cker Dewwick grew a beard on synthol once. Then he threw the ***POW!*** Lat Spread out there and the damn thing fell off. This Beard won't fall off...I don't see any signs of synthol....

***POW!*** Beard spread.

Originally Posted by VBigNate

I havent shaved mine completely off in awhile. I just trim it up a little. Ill post a pic.

You can clean up your neck and if it grows up your cheeks, that's cool, but don't be making it all thin. It's time to go old school, like, Old Testament school.

[Traps]

You aint fool'n nobody

[musclesntx]

Originally Posted by Traps

You aint fool'n nobody

That is phenomenal work there bud. I was wondering when that pic would surface. bwahahahhhaaa

I'll have a beard that will make Fidel Castro jealous in a week (if I don't shave).

[musclesntx]

Me and the beard are going to take a quick nap and then me and the beard are going to go work on our perfect bowling game... I believe the ONLY way I'l be able to bowl a perfect game is by having my beard. My bowling league is tomorrow, so bowling a perfect game in competition would be great for me and the beard.

[STUK ina RUT]

Boyd your crazy, your in TEXAS...... its fukin hot as hell.

[VBigNate]

Originally Posted by STUK ina RUT

Boyd your crazy, your in TEXAS...... its fukin hot as hell.

youre damn right about that. I had to go fix the riding mower. I was out there for only 10 minutes, and I was already dripping.

[STUK ina RUT]

I did a little work on my boat today and had to give it up after changing shirts 3 times. I retreated to the pool with a big belly buster.