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Old 08-30-2007, 03:20 PM
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Default I got into a fight last night!!!!!!
I was at Sport Chalet checking out some sporting gear.
Well there was this dude and had this stupid look on his face and he was just staring at me.

Usually I can ignore idiots like this, but something about this guy pissed me off. It was his stonefaced look and the way he just kept staring at me, not even moving or anything.

Well this went on for more than 5 minutes, so I finally walked up to him and asked him what his problem was. The jackass didn’t say a word, instead he just stared at me like a statue. I then realized he didnt have any arms.
So I stepped away, went back to my business and did my shopping.

It's about 10 minutes later and I am back in the same section and guess who is there mad dogging me again??

At this point I got pissed off and walked up to him again and I physically pushed him backwards.
Suprisingly to myself he stood his ground, but he did wobble backward a bit BUT then popped forward at me!!

So by instinct, I just hit him with a left hook to the head, then a right hook to the body.

I then stepped back, danced on my toes a few times and set up a nice stiff jab which I then followed up with an right overhand to the jaw and a straight left arm to the face, followed quickly by a right handed uppercut.

He was still on his feet!!! So I tried to finish him, gave him a knee to the body and then an elbow to the head followed by a kidney shot that I for surely thought would have put him to the floor.

Well, It was amazing, that fvcker was still standing!!!!

Check it out as I snapped a pic of this dude, so If you see this guy anywhere, tell him his ass is mine.. See below


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Old 08-30-2007, 04:11 PM
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That has made my day matey! Did you make that up, or is it an old joke?
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Old 08-30-2007, 04:13 PM
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i have seen those before, and it was brought to my attention by a former memebr, jpoole that their is a black version and a white version of those and for some reasont he black one is cheaper
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LOL are you serious?

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That has made my day matey! Did you make that up, or is it an old joke?
I went to the Sporting Goods store last night and beat the hell out of one they had on display and then made that story up today, thought was funny and it is as I crack myself up reading it over and over
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I went to the Sporting Goods store last night and beat the hell out of one they had on display and then made that story up today, thought was funny and it is as I crack myself up reading it over and over
I just punch the sh!t out of walls myself, ive seriously got to quit doing it though! Not healthy.
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I just punch the sh!t out of walls myself, ive seriously got to quit doing it though! Not healthy.
Did that my whole life, telephone poles, walls, concrete, you name it.
I once tore down a bathroom wall during repairs and didnt use a hammer, instead used my fist - LOL

But that all stopped after I broke my hand in 2002. Can't afford that, now I take it out on the plates, or I bite the sh!t out my toungue and growl
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Did that my whole life, telephone poles, walls, concrete, you name it.
I once tore down a bathroom wall during repairs and didnt use a hammer, instead used my fist - LOL

But that all stopped after I broke my hand in 2002. Can't afford that, now I take it out on the plates, or I bite the sh!t out my toungue and growl
You know if you were abit more Handsome i would say we were Brothers.
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I have smacked that sucker's twin several times. He is constantly hanging out in my dojang! I think the guys name is Bob or something.


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haha, i was like OMG your ****ing up a survierly disabled man...!
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Hahah, I forgot about this and just re-read it and laughed my ass off again.
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Wow. And i thought you were serious. LOL
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