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The Official Why? Why? Thread
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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* Why do fools fall in love and why do they have to sing so gay?
* Why are big people nicknamed "Tiny"? * Home come the Road Runner never tried making friends with "Wile E. Coyote"? * Why do people laugh if someone falls down and trips on their face? * How come Greg never tried to bang Marcia? AND NOW MY FINALE QUESTION >>>> * Why is it so easy to get out of shape and develop a huge belly, but so hard to stay in shape and develop huge muscles???
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