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when I was about 15 I was in the car with my mum and a bloke got out of his car and started shouting at her so I called him a few things and told him to get back in his car and laughed at him and he hit me through the window...
the bloke who did it was only skinny and I was about 15 stone at 5 and a half foot at the time - needless to say he sh1t it and ran back to his car
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Well I got a good one, its not about me but a real good friend of mine here at work. Anyways my buddy came into work with his hand all bandaged up so I asked him what happened. Get this as he was on his way home from work some nuckle head was tailgating his arse and would not back off,
So my bud tried to move out of the way and he would just follow right behind him, so then the 2 persons in the jeep decided to pull next to him, and through his passenger side window they were hanging out the window cussing himn out, and then they throw a coke bottle at his truck. well needless to say they pulled over into a parking lot, and guess what, Little arse gang banger wearing dickies start to flash gang sign well that all he did cause the next thing he saw was my buddies fist in his face, He broke his nose and blood all over his clothes, Oh ya forgot to mention my buddy is on gear, and he is on all year all the time 435 lbs bench. Anyway he goes up to the guy picks him up by the wife beater and punches him right in the eye, gets in his truck and leaves the guy there on the floor, oh ya the passenger was his GF.!!!!!!!
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i got a good one.. i was chatting on this game forums, i was in the wizard level 12 only section, n guess who got the nerve to come in??? an level 8 elf.. so i recited to him the rules of that section, and i totally own his ass.. lol this reminds me of leanmachine's thread.. he put "fight video" and it was of 2 middle eastern guys talkin on the side road for 3 min.. lol
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well don't remember how old i was i guess it was in elementary school but usually every summer i would go to Mexico to visit family and all. During that time me and my cousin who was the same age as I, well we hated each other at the time
One day we were at my grandma's house and it was my grandma, my aunt, and my 3 cousins, my two older cousins pretty much instigated the fight between us and we each had one in our corners well everyone was watching and we first kind of started out slow and then we got really into it i gave him a bloody nose and he pretty much gave me body shots but in the 2nd round of the fight i got him on the ground and had my body over his stomach and a slammed his ****ing head on the ground and i pretty much won it. that was only the tip of the iceberg of our fights i won a few and he won a few. but today we don't fight at all and only mess around when we do and have zero hatred towards each other.....but i still want another though lol. cool thing is now that i think about is no one else got involved when we would beat the hell out of each other. |
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ooh got another good'un
when I'd just started senior school (aged 11) there was this guy called chris costello and all the class were getting changed after PE and he came into our changing room (there were 3) and he called me something so I completely freaked out and just kept hitting him, knocked him over and there was blood everywhere... about 5 minutes later I'd finished getting changed and he came out of that room so I started smacking him again, completely ****ed up his face and he never touched me at this point I realised I was in trouble so I ran off to my next lesson but when I got there I was told I had to go back to the PE hall and when I got there the PE teacher shouted at me for like 10 minutes straight and then made me right down an account of what happened...stood next to me was chris, his face was all cut up and he couldn't see out of one eye 'cos it was all so swollen - at this point I felt pretty good about myself but I was **** scared of what my parents'd do when they found out So I said to chris that I could easily write that he'd beaten me up too and get him in trouble, and persuaded him that if he didn't write too much then we probs wouldn't get in much trouble...while he wrote that it was just a fair fight and pretty equal I wrote about how he'd called my mum and how he'd hit me with a can and kicked me all this time and made up all kinds of sh1t luckily he didn't see what I wrote (not that he could've read it anyways, I messed him up pretty bad) and we both handed in the paper to the PE teacher and had to go to our next lesson...when we got outside, heading back, I shook his hand and acted as though I was sorry it'd happened. during our next lesson (english) chris complained that he couldn't see and he had a headache and all kinds of sh1t which probs should've made me feel bad but I just sat at the back and laughed a bit about lunch time Mr. Kendall (head of lower school) came and took me into a waiting room, chris was there and he announced what punishment he was gonna give us - we were both going to get a 3 hour saturday morning detention...he rang our parents and my mum defended me and said chris was a bully and all kinds of sh1t anyways, come saturday, we turned up at school and Mr. Kendall said we'd have to help the caretaker for the 3 hours so we went to his office and he said chris had to empty bins - I had to fill up the chocolate machine and I got 2 free bars and I could see him outside emptying the bins and not liking it... I guess the moral of this story is you can easily screw over idiots...
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this guy hit me and I scared him away and I totally kicked the crap out of this guy, blamed it on him and screwed him over even when we were being punished...I rule!
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Wow your punishment was a slap on the wrist..... my friend in High school got suspended 3 days just for yelling and making a scene |
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people'll probs wonder why I'm posting this but ah well, I'm off to bed now, night night!
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