prison vs. work

[y3kbuddy]

Work vs . Prison


Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should
make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

@ PRISON
you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for
yourself and God forbid you loose it.

@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
you get your own toilet
@ WORK
you have t o share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called managers


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.

[Maximum Lifting]

lmao this is good stuff! But you don't have to worry about dropping the soap at work!

[howardalex]

Originally Posted by Maximum Lifting

lmao this is good stuff! But you don't have to worry about dropping the soap at work!

lol sounds like your job's a lot better than mine

[travis15]

do you know if they lift weights in prison and if they do how long

[B4n3 0n3]

Originally Posted by travis15

do you know if they lift weights in prison and if they do how long

I think they do.

[howardalex]

depends on the prison, in the UK I think they do but stateside I think they've got rid of weights in most prisons (they were using them as weapons and getting bigger than the guards lol) so they do burpees instead...

google the prison workout, it's just a whole load of burpees but looks like it's as hard as cammo on a farm... j/k dude lol

[travis15]

yeah some of those guys in prison are pretty big thats why i was woudering if they lifted