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Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
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I am pretty OCD about things being clean. There was a cafeteria worker at the hospital where I work that came out of a stall while I was washing my hands in the bathroom...He had just gotten done taking a giant, rank slam...He walked right by the sinks and out the door. I was just about to eat in the cafeteria so I wasn't about to stand for this. I reported him to his manager.
You can call me an @$$, but that is just disgusting!
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guys being guys, we play tricks.... at one wedding party my mate Andy wiped John's slice of wedding cake round his balls and put it back on the plate. We nearly wet ourselves when john ate it
Its ok, John got his own back.... he took a bottle of bud and filled it up in the mens room. Came back with drinks for us all (his round), gave the bottles out and he proposed a toast... its not polite to not neck a fair bit of your drink Everyone necked a few mouthfuls and we see Andy's face go a shade of white.... 'thats piss!' Who was found in the toilets gagging?! hmmmmm.....
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I ate at a local place one time and I ordered a chicken salad. What I got when I took my first bite was what looked like someone grabbed the hair that pools at the drain in the shower....and for extra flavor the chicken was almost completely raw and still frozen in some parts.....nasty ass ****!
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Wash your hands? Thats nothing...I am a member at 2 gyms. The one is your typical gym the other is a health club/spa kinda place that has a weightroom. There is a large 'multicultural' base of members whose idea of hygine differs greatly from ours. For instance: urinating in the shower (right beside me!!!), finding human feces on the taps in the washroom (ever hear of toilet paper???!!!), spitting on the floors, never wiping down the equiptment and their disdain for wearing deoderant. There was also a huge fight between a Muslim guy and the lady at the desk...he was demanding that Muslims should have their own change rooms because his religion forbids him to see other people naked....its a change room!!!!! The management is trying their best but its still quite gross. Needless to say I never shower there!!!!
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I pulled out the wet hair clob and asked if it was part of the meal or did I need to pay extra..lol...the waitress was like "OH **** " Poor thing it wasnt her fault but damn that was nasty...I just left and went somewhere else
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Make all the threads you want, people will never wash their hands. Its disgusting. I always wash my hands if they have been anywhere near my genitals.
The worst is at school. NO ONE washes their hands. The best is when they run their hand under water, fix their hair, then walk out. I love it.
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i use paper to push the flush and open the door... still, there is the two doors to get out and they are probably laced with all sorts.
in the US you guys have ass gaskets, in the uk we have nothing of that sort
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does that mean women masturbate more?
I always thought they didn't generally do it... I've been known to start on guys for not washing their hands too, filthy ****ers...there's something wrong with anyone who doesn't do it I reckon... Alex
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the funny part is everyone in this forum ahs said they wash their hands when 5/6 people that come out of the bathroom havent even ran the tap. |