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04-24-2006, 05:53 AM
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Why does everything happen to me?
So I went out on Saturday night, to the casino in Niagara Falls to lose some money. I only took $200, so I was prepared to lose it all, but my lady was playing slots, so I took a seat beside her and put in a $20. Well, about 5 mins into playing, I won $750. I know when to walk away, so she played a bit longer and we decided to leave.
I hit a red light on my way out and a bunch of kids were walking across the street (Probably 15 of them). Well one of them drops a beer bottle, which doesn't break. Most of them walk right past it, but the biggest and dumbest of them all looks at my car and then kicks the bottle at it. It hit something on my car (which I now think was underneath since there's no damage) and I get out to look. He's looking at me so I say to him "are you ****ing retarded?" and he runs at me and says "Ya I am retarded" while pulling some combat style knife out of his wasteband. Well he stands there looking at me, daring me to do something, so I did. I grabbed his hand with the knife in it and stepped into him, give him an elbow to the face. He drops the knife, I step back and come in with a right cross and he's off the sleepy land. I get ready to take his friends on, but they are all standing there in shock. Next thing I know they are all cheering and laughing. I guess this kid wasn't too popular. So the cops show up pretty quickly and with my statement, the guys in the car behind me and his friends, they arrest him and let me go on my merry way. I didn't press charges, I figured he probably learned his lesson, however he was in violation of probation (for violence, go figure) so they locked his silly ass up anyways.
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04-24-2006, 06:18 AM
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i would of pressed charges, if you try to screw up or end my life with a knife i will do the same...
being knifed is a serious issue for me so i have no problem in sticking it back to them Quote:
 
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04-24-2006, 09:01 AM
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That is a very funny story.
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04-24-2006, 11:37 AM
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"its not eye for an eye, i belive in two eyes for one eye"
Reminds me of a saying i once heard. "Never get even, always add."
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