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My friend started a war
So I was at breakfast with a bunch of friends this morning and we were all giving eachother **** like we usually do, having a good time. Well my friend thought it would be funny to pour some milk on my omelette. I was like, "WTF mate?" I didn't do anything at first cuz I wasn't pissed and when I got him back for it I wanted it to be good. So when I was eating my banana he started trying to push it into my face so I took it and threw it at his head, and in his unsuccessful attempt to avoid it he fell out of his chair. At this point I figured we were even and the balance was restored. I thought wrong. As we were leaving the cafeteria he had a piece of banana in his hand and when I got about six feet in front of him he stopped, wound up, and baseball pitched it into the side of my head. He threw it hard enough that it pretty much turned into banana goo all over the side of my head and dripped onto my sweatshirt. Now I'll say, it was hilarious, I'll give him that. That doesn't change the fact that he just recreated Pearl Harbor and now I have to Nagasaki his ass. I haven't figured out how I'm gonna get him back, because when I do, it has to be perfect, absolutely perfect. If anyone has any suggestions I would greatly appreciate them.
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04-07-2006, 09:44 AM
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photo shop some pics of him onto some gay porn... stick up around school
 get one of your friends who is a girl to spread a rumour about his wee manhood? pull his trousers down in front of the cafeteria? depends on how far you wanna take it?!
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04-07-2006, 09:58 AM
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Pants him on a particulalry ""cold" day!!!
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04-07-2006, 10:16 AM
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04-07-2006, 10:23 AM
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04-07-2006, 10:34 AM
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shave off his eyebrows.
the gay porn idea is pretty funny. 
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04-07-2006, 10:59 AM
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can't go wrong with the laxative idea!
I was a victim of laxaive prank. Long story short try this mint yadayadayada
I had softball that night.Turned out to be a very long night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-07-2006, 11:08 AM
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Pour Crisco in his hair.
Good luck getting that greasy sh!t out!
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04-07-2006, 11:48 AM
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04-07-2006, 01:09 PM
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go to walmart or kmart or any other department store and head to the sporting goods section. they sell deer piss in bottles, and the stuff is RANK. stuff some paper towels into a bottle, and soak them with the deer piss. place that under the seat of his car on a nice sunny day, then sit back and wait for the fun!
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04-07-2006, 01:13 PM
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04-07-2006, 01:14 PM
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04-07-2006, 01:52 PM
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fill his engine with popcorn kernels, put flour or some kind of powder in his AC, saran wrap his entire car with industrial strength wrap
and last but not least... GO UPPER DECK!!! (going upper deck is taking a dump in the tank part of a toilet rather than in the bowl so the turd/turds dont get flushed with everything, rather they sit up there and fester a pretty nasty smell as you could imagine as well as turnt he water brown he most likely wont expect it and wont look for a turd up there so it will take him a while to find out where it is
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04-07-2006, 02:01 PM
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04-07-2006, 03:15 PM
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add laxative with the toilet wrap and your golden
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