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switch his shampoo with glue..
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I can't do anything that will alter his appearance (shave his eyebrows, add glue or nair to his shampoo) because we're both midshipman and our unit staff won't like it.
I thought about slightly cracking some eggs and then putting them in his shoes, under his pillow, and all sorts of other place around his room, but that's just one idea. I also thought about saran-wrapping him to his bed and then messing with him somehow. There was also an incident about a month and a half ago at a party when he got drunk and lost his sense of smell and sense of, well, being able to tell if a girl looks good, and he almost hooked up with a girl who smelled as if she hadn't showered in a week and looked almost as bad. I thought about telling him that he was doing it again if he was ever about to get with some girl so that he would think I was looking out for him and then the next day I'd be like, "sic, payback's a *****." But then I realized cock blocking is not a good thing to do to someone so I probly won't, even though it would be hilarious if he believed me.
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Or every time he brakes his horn honks...but sure...
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this is crap but put flour in an unbrella, when he opens it up he will get covered,
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you guys have me crackin up!!!
get those bright markers for glass, and write gay shiit all over his car windows!! poke pin holes in his condoms (ouch) slash his tires
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I think I know what I'm gonna do or at least the best thing I can think of.
I'm gonna get some handcuffs or duct tape or saran wrap and the next time he gets falling down drunk I'm gonna wait til he passes out in his bed and then I'm gonna secure him to his bed. I'm then going to put his laptop on his chest and open up a gay porn site and turn on a gay porno. I'm gonna put it on repeat and I'm going to turn the volume up as loud as I can. Then I'm gonna leave and leave his door open so people walking through his dorm will hear the gay porn and either wonder about him but keep walking, will walk in and laugh, or maybe there's somebody in his hall that bats for the other team and might start trying to get with him thinking he's gay(kinda like in wedding crashers). I know it's kinda overkill, but sometimes you have to kill a spider with a sledgehammer.
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why dont u make a peace agreement with him cuz i think this wont end ..he ll reply back to u and the cyce goes on and who knows ur kids may continue the war /....nahhh am kiddin man
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jerk off in his conditioner and whipe his tooth brush down the bottom of your sack and into your arse.. not inside your arse but your no. we use that one to get the rookie beatches on my hockey team
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just about the laxaives prank.
me and 2 of my friends decided to do it to play a joke on our friend. so we poured the laxatives in his drink and he drank it, so then he had crazy stomach problems and went to the nurse. then word spread of what we had done. ended up getting to the principles. being questioned. then my 2 friends had to go to court and had to do lots of community service and suspended for 5 days. we were like 16. i didnt get in trouble because i didnt do any of the pouring. i just went to all the guys bathrooms and got rid of all the toiet paper and paper towels. 
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you could give him a hitler. wipe your butt with your finger and rub his upper lip with it. so he will smell your poop for a while. or if your gross give him an osama..... double handed all over his face.
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I like the horn honking when he hits the breaks.
Also you could put a rainbow bumper sticker on the back of his car and just wait to see how long it takes him to figure out its there.
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make your own bumper sticker for him
"i wish you were this close to my tail pipe in the bedroom" or something 
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One shot, one kill
that explains it...cause that's what would probably happen to the poor soul that chucks a banana at me.
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Lmao, fooooshizzel
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HAHAHAHA, I love it! man that guy puts you to shame, look at his size compared to you
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lol, yeah he has me beat...
havent you got a wigga meet to go to homie? Some poor wigga is missing you 'bustin a cap in his ass'
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ya, if that's your trying to be cool again I guess it's working for you idiotic mind since I have no idea what in god's green earth your talking about...
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