Fight Club

[Caferacer]

Originally Posted by SICKOFITALL

I ran security at a few bars here since I was 18, I finally quit 2 years ago but I have at least one story a night that I could tell. I don't know why people think that they can try sh!t to bouncers and that we won't do anything. Being drunk is no excuse to take a swing at me because I won't let your underaged girlfriend in.

I'd definitely like to be a bouncer eventually..... don't you need a inside contact to get hired though?

[SICKOFITALL]

Not neccessarily, I did for my first job though. Size helps alot too though.

[Taekwondo Guy]

Originally Posted by SICKOFITALL

Not neccessarily, I did for my first job though. Size helps alot too though.

serious question, to give the illusion of power or to provide a benefit on the door?

we have bouncers (doormen) all shapes and sizes here, one guy is 5ft 6 but a tough nut to crack, i had the chance to work with him for a few months

[SICKOFITALL]

Size definately helps for intimidation factor but also, if a fight breaks out you can bull your way through to break it up. Now, on the other hand, if there's a guy there thats smaller, people tend to think that he must know what he's doing in order to work there.

[loveandwar44]

I tossed a push mower at someone once. It flew like 8 feet.

ANother time this guys was getting pissy at a get together hockey game, and he kapt egging me on to fight, so eventually I just grabbed his throat and pushed him back about 3 feet.

Another time I got in a tissie with a wrestler and it ended up a draw. I think we both were bleeding. Good times.

[Caferacer]

Originally Posted by SICKOFITALL

Size definately helps for intimidation factor but also, if a fight breaks out you can bull your way through to break it up. Now, on the other hand, if there's a guy there thats smaller, people tend to think that he must know what he's doing in order to work there.

This is what I am thinking. I think by the time I am 210 I will be able to ask around and see if I can't get a job. I wouldn't mind putting up with dumbasses a few nights a week to make some cash. I am up til 4am anyways, I want to get paid for it.

[howardalex]

Originally Posted by i3041

I would fight all of you at once! BRING IT!!!!

alright, behind the bike shed after school...
nah, seriously, though, you're alright mate! lol, only if I'm allowed a gun...and you're tied up...and Bruce Lee's on my side just in case it doesn't work...
Alex

[Lowrider]

the one thing that drives me up the wall the most is wen people bully smaller weaker people, i was bullied myself. i hated the feeling cos i were weak and could not do ount bout it. now wenever i see a bully picking on someone i jst pick on them, see how they like it. it neraly got me into a fight but he backed down.

in a way tho i thank the bully's who picked on me bout my size, if they hadnt i would not be were i am today.

[GMM]

I was stabbed once. I was at a place where all the younger people in my town hang out. I was 19 years old when it happened. I was standing there with my back towards the road talking with my friends, and this kid walks by and punched me in the back, right between my shoulder blades. Well I thought it was a punch, when I turned around, my friend pulled the knife out of my back. At that same time I hit my knees. I got in the bed of my truck and had my GF run me to the hospital.

The doctors ended up calling the police and they questioned me, and all that good stuff. I just told them they would find out sooner or later. They really wanted to arrest the guy, because I would be dead if the knife didnt glance off of my backbone and go under my right shoulder blade.

Well about 6 weeks later, I see him in a car cruising the same place he stabbed me, so I waited for him to come back around. He saw me before I got to him, and rolled up his window, but couldnt get turned around because of traffic. I just punched through his driver side winow and pulled him out. I hit him 1 time and he was out, but I was not done, I kept on him on the ground, slamming his head in the ground. Then after about 5 minutes the cops show up and spray me with mace, and start to lift me up, I grabbed him and the cop picked both of us up. When we were close to all the way up, I threw him back down, and he hit hard one more time.

The police were going to charge me with battery and attempoted murder, but I reminded them of the time I was in the hospital. I ended up spending only one night in jail, 5 years probation, and $1200. The other guy ended up in jail for 2 1/2 years.

GMM

[TRAZ]

Originally Posted by GMM

I was stabbed once. I was at a place where all the younger people in my town hang out. I was 19 years old when it happened. I was standing there with my back towards the road talking with my friends, and this kid walks by and punched me in the back, right between my shoulder blades. Well I thought it was a punch, when I turned around, my friend pulled the knife out of my back. At that same time I hit my knees. I got in the bed of my truck and had my GF run me to the hospital.

The doctors ended up calling the police and they questioned me, and all that good stuff. I just told them they would find out sooner or later. They really wanted to arrest the guy, because I would be dead if the knife didnt glance off of my backbone and go under my right shoulder blade.

Well about 6 weeks later, I see him in a car cruising the same place he stabbed me, so I waited for him to come back around. He saw me before I got to him, and rolled up his window, but couldnt get turned around because of traffic. I just punched through his driver side winow and pulled him out. I hit him 1 time and he was out, but I was not done, I kept on him on the ground, slamming his head in the ground. Then after about 5 minutes the cops show up and spray me with mace, and start to lift me up, I grabbed him and the cop picked both of us up. When we were close to all the way up, I threw him back down, and he hit hard one more time.

The police were going to charge me with battery and attempoted murder, but I reminded them of the time I was in the hospital. I ended up spending only one night in jail, 5 years probation, and $1200. The other guy ended up in jail for 2 1/2 years.

GMM

What did the guy have against you in the first place?

[tryin2gain]

Originally Posted by GMM

I was stabbed once. I was at a place where all the younger people in my town hang out. I was 19 years old when it happened. I was standing there with my back towards the road talking with my friends, and this kid walks by and punched me in the back, right between my shoulder blades. Well I thought it was a punch, when I turned around, my friend pulled the knife out of my back. At that same time I hit my knees. I got in the bed of my truck and had my GF run me to the hospital.

The doctors ended up calling the police and they questioned me, and all that good stuff. I just told them they would find out sooner or later. They really wanted to arrest the guy, because I would be dead if the knife didnt glance off of my backbone and go under my right shoulder blade.

Well about 6 weeks later, I see him in a car cruising the same place he stabbed me, so I waited for him to come back around. He saw me before I got to him, and rolled up his window, but couldnt get turned around because of traffic. I just punched through his driver side winow and pulled him out. I hit him 1 time and he was out, but I was not done, I kept on him on the ground, slamming his head in the ground. Then after about 5 minutes the cops show up and spray me with mace, and start to lift me up, I grabbed him and the cop picked both of us up. When we were close to all the way up, I threw him back down, and he hit hard one more time.

The police were going to charge me with battery and attempoted murder, but I reminded them of the time I was in the hospital. I ended up spending only one night in jail, 5 years probation, and $1200. The other guy ended up in jail for 2 1/2 years.

GMM

Thats a crazy story man. Im not entirely sure if i should believe it or not. Punching through a car window is no simple feat.

Originally Posted by tryin2gain

Thats a crazy story man. Im not entirely sure if i should believe it or not. Punching through a car window is no simple feat.

It's not hard if you got the right sh.it to do it with. I punched one in with brass knuckles. When you punch windows in you cant pull your hand back after you punch b/c the glass will cut your hand up as youre pulling it back. If you just hold it out and let the glass fall on you, the chances of the glass cutting you bad are lower. I cut my forearm up a little bit it was little scratches and they were just above the skin cuts. Nothing big @ all

[TRAZ]

Originally Posted by dannyboy9

It's not hard if you got the right sh.it to do it with. I punched one in with brass knuckles. When you punch windows in you cant pull your hand back after you punch b/c the glass will cut your hand up as youre pulling it back. If you just hold it out and let the glass fall on you, the chances of the glass cutting you bad are lower. I cut my forearm up a little bit it was little scratches and they were just above the skin cuts. Nothing big @ all

I just find it hard to believe that the dude driving the car didn't step on the f'in gas! Which is what I would have done! Besides if you have a personal vendetta against someone being subtle is the key...You don't want the police involved in your personal disputes so you don't attack them in broad daylight in the middle of the street...

[mywetnightmares]

I would've caught some wild animal and kept it in a cage and given it tren and thrown rocks at it and kept it hungry. Then I'd ninja-sneak onto his property and I'd let it go in his room, but not before giving it some crystal meth and PCP. Even if it didn't attack him in his sleep it sure would when he woke up.

[tryin2gain]

Originally Posted by dannyboy9

It's not hard if you got the right sh.it to do it with. I punched one in with brass knuckles. When you punch windows in you cant pull your hand back after you punch b/c the glass will cut your hand up as youre pulling it back. If you just hold it out and let the glass fall on you, the chances of the glass cutting you bad are lower. I cut my forearm up a little bit it was little scratches and they were just above the skin cuts. Nothing big @ all

Im not worried about cutting yourself, im worried about breaking your hand as you punch a sheet of laminated glass. Brass knuckles are what prevented you from hurting your hand.

Originally Posted by tryin2gain

Im not worried about cutting yourself, im worried about breaking your hand as you punch a sheet of laminated glass. Brass knuckles are what prevented you from hurting your hand.

True...My friend broke a car window with a shirt wrapped around his hand...no damage to his hand.

[tryin2gain]

Originally Posted by dannyboy9

True...My friend broke a car window with a shirt wrapped around his hand...no damage to his hand.

Someone has been drinking his milk.

[GMM]

The driver side window on most cars is tempered, they are actually so hard they are brittle. The wind shield is laminated, I had a friend punch through his windshield and needed 40 something stitches in his hand and wrist. The reason he went to stab me was because I slept with his GF, and he was never known to have any sense. It is true, I ended up with 9 stitches, a 1 1/2 inch scar and a knot of scar tissue under my shoulder blade, that took a while to get used to. Oh, I broke, well crushed one knuckle on my hand at some point in the fight, dont know if it was the window or his face. My knuckle is gone, there is a gap where it should be, it is just flat there now when I make a fist.

GMM

[Miike]

your friends sure don't like glass. Good story bro, hope your back is cool after that.

[BB2]

Originally Posted by Lowrider

for all u non brits who dont quite no what that means. you shud go on a order website for dvd's and get either "football factory" or "Green street", then you will know what this guy is talking about. i strongly recomend it.
they are awsome movies

or ID for a slightly older one