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02-16-2006, 01:05 PM
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The Essentials: Survival kit to becoming a MODERATOR
I know you're probably thinking. Gee I can become a mod. NICE! Hold on there rabbit-eared-fantasia-watching varmint! You must qualify in ALL, not SOME of the prerequisites. This came straight from the man himself. Don't ask how I got a hold of it, just read on....
1. The most important of all...you must speak ATLEAST, all of the languages spoken in the world: anything less, is a cause for disqualification. 2. You must not be a terrorist: If you are found to be so, you will be tried and prostituted. Yes you read that right: PROSTITUTED!! 3. Have the ability to spell and use a dictionary available online to check your spelling...if the dictionary cannot recognize your spelling...yep you guessed it: you need to go BACK to school!! 4. If your name is either Bufflurp or Traz: You need not apply for reason of the following: Bufflurp: You killed TrainedMind without allowing ample time to respond in a war game... Traz: For allowing such tragedy to happen! 5. Have an open mind: without the use of any narcotic substances or herbal treats. 6. If you cannot speak anything good of TrainedMind: Do not speak at all: SEVERE beating will be imposed on such traitor. 7. Ability to differentiate between Moderating and Over-eating 8. A High School diploma is required: If you are younger than 18 then you must pass a battery of tests consisting of competency in the said above requirements in both comprehension and adherence. 9. Proper nutrition will be monitored: Hot Pockets will only be consumed as an emergency back up, like being stranded in an island. If you have no hot pocket, you should always have one in your back pocket because they never go bad, EVER! disregard the foul smell when opened after a three month period of stay; unrefrigerated: It's still a hot pocket! 10. If you are still reading this post and you are either: a. Laughing uncontrollably b. Wondering what TrainedMind is smoking (none by the way) c. Who the Hell is TrainedMind? d. Why am I reading this thread? What's the point? The answers are in front of you...Respond and be heard. *Sipping Vanilla Latte at Starbucks waiting for replies*
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02-16-2006, 01:31 PM
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the boredom bug bit me! sorry you guys had to endure such craziness..
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02-16-2006, 01:36 PM
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I didn't know you were Asian TrainedMind. I knew you weren't originally from the US (which I think is cool BTW
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02-16-2006, 01:46 PM
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02-16-2006, 01:49 PM
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Just thought is was unusual...I could never do it myself...my hair is REALLY thick and gets HUGE when it is long...
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02-16-2006, 01:53 PM
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Well, good thing TrainedMind can't actually impose these rules, or I would be outta luck, LOL. Cuz I mauled his asian ass!!!
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