Help Please ! ! !

[xsc2003]

I am looking to gain muscle and loose weight. I dont know that much about steroids and things of that nature. I'm 23 years old, 5'9, 235 .lbs. Is there anything that will drop the weight off in huge amounts and fast?? Any kind of enhancers or anything that will help drop the weight and when to start steroids and how much and what kind???? Thanks for any kind of help!!!

[hrpiii]

no magic weight loss pill, no magic weight loss steroid. Nothing will help you lose weight faster than adjusting your diet and increasing burning calories (diet and exercise).

[narcsarge]

Originally Posted by hrpiii

no magic weight loss pill, no magic weight loss steroid. Nothing will help you lose weight faster than adjusting your diet and increasing burning calories (diet and exercise).

Spot on as ever hrpiii! The time-proven formula for weight loss and body transformation.

[BiggerGuns=LongerDrives]

Originally Posted by hrpiii

no magic weight loss pill, no magic weight loss steroid. Nothing will help you lose weight faster than adjusting your diet and increasing burning calories (diet and exercise).

BAM! Doesnt get more plain and simple than this

[lostboyrufio]

There is a small tree in the southern most part of Argentina, on the tip of Patagonia, it looks dead, but once a night every 10 years it blooms pink flowers that when eaten will help you gain massive amounts of muscle, lose a LOT of fat, and look shredded! They make steroids from it so be careful...


If that doesn't work, there's always the steroid creatine, but it might give you AIDS. You will def. get shredded and huge though

[lisan]

Originally Posted by lostboyrufio

There is a small tree in the southern most part of Argentina, on the tip of Patagonia, it looks dead, but once a night every 10 years it blooms pink flowers that when eaten will help you gain massive amounts of muscle, lose a LOT of fat, and look shredded! They make steroids from it so be careful...


If that doesn't work, there's always the steroid creatine, but it might give you AIDS. You will def. get shredded and huge though

Brother hate to say the special tree "NOT ANYMORE" Just look me up at the next Vegas show!

[lisan]

Originally Posted by xsc2003

I am looking to gain muscle and loose weight. I dont know that much about steroids and things of that nature. I'm 23 years old, 5'9, 235 .lbs. Is there anything that will drop the weight off in huge amounts and fast?? Any kind of enhancers or anything that will help drop the weight and when to start steroids and how much and what kind???? Thanks for any kind of help!!!

My friend do you have any time in the GYM? "your question tells me no" what these fellows are telling you there is no miracle pill 2000, even though you will see thousands of adds in Joe the scam Weider Magazines, and Bill Phillips AKA the Richard Simon s brothers ads telling you otherwise. In a nut shell, training and education and you will reach the goal you want!

the sad part is the special tree the other fellows spoke of, I smoked it already. NO EASY WAY and the *unts that tell you steroids is taking the easy way never spent a day of blood and guts training in their life
Peace

[BiggerGuns=LongerDrives]

No disrespect, but the common public's conception of Roids is that anyone can get on Roids and become Arnold circa 1975. Sorry, doesnt work that way

Also, you should have to bust your a$s in the gym for years before trying to look into chemical enhancements. It's like not know how to race NASCAR and then going and looking into what tires you need...You have to learn to race first!

Get in the gym, learn how to lift, bust some as$ and I guarantee within the 1st 6 months the newbie gains will have you thinking you took a dose already.

[Caferacer]

If you just want to lose weight, I suggest picking up an eating disorder.

I hear you can eat anything you want if you are bulimic, and STILL lose weight!

[BiggerGuns=LongerDrives]

Originally Posted by Caferacer

If you just want to lose weight, I suggest picking up an eating disorder.

I hear you can eat anything you want if you are bulimic, and STILL lose weight!

[Renegade68]

LOL - I notice this 'newb' hasn't posted anymore since.

Caferacer - that was funny.