I need info on Testosterone - BodybuildingForYou

mikekaz123 · #1 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 07:57 PM

i am new to this and i havent tried any thing yet, but i was interested in get some kind of testosterone. I want to get big fast, and my friend told me that testosterone would do it, and that its better than taking a steriod because it doesnt have such ba side effects. So i need some information on as a beginner what kind tablets should i take? how much? when i should take it? for how long? and how should i mantian : eating, resting, and lifting.

Thank you

mywetnightmares · #2 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 08:55 PM

test is a steroid. You inject it, not eat it. but first you have to read a lot more.

mikekaz123 · #3 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:17 PM

thats not true there are plenty of testosterone pills and tablets heres a link that i was looking at can you explain to me what this is http://products.merchantzoo.com/test...upplement.html

pushpull · #4 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mikekaz123

thats not true there are plenty of testosterone pills and tablets heres a link that i was looking at can you explain to me what this is http://products.merchantzoo.com/test...upplement.html

1) The link you post is for a non hormonal supplement, which can increase your natural testosterone via increasing natural LH levels. It will not get you "big" in fact I highly doubt you would notice anything at all unless you are over the age of 40+. Products like that do **** all.

2) Your friend missed informed you about the Test, its a steriod.

3) Their is currently nothing that will get you big fast without side effects. Entry level prohormones (Nordiol, 1AD and 4AD) generally can offer around 5-10lbs gain in weight for one cycle. Advanced prohormones (M1T, SD) offer better gains but with more side effects. Prohormones side effects are similar to steriods (ie. gyno, loss of sex drive, acne, hair loss, longterm liver damage)

Prohormones are now illegal everywhere in North America. If you find an online source its probably a scam.

4) READ THE STICKY's, there you can find all the information you need to begin thinking about taking ****.

5) This is one of the most highly educated bodybuilding forums, most of the people on here have a wealth of knowledge to offer you. Please dont argue with them and take there advice.

Good luck brother

Poobah · #5 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 05:32 AM

Perhaps the confusion stems from the fact, that Testosterone is natural in the human body, so you and your friend might of not realized it's a steroid but it is... In some ways, since it is the steroid we all have naturally, there is less sides associated with it then with most other steroids... but it still will cause your balls to shrivel (at least short term), your hair to fall out (if your predisposed to MPB), acne (this hits everyone sooner or later from my experience), Gyno (aka beotch tits), Swollen prostates, high blood pressure... and more...

So, do you research.. and like was mentioned.. those products in that link, are largely useless.

SICKOFITALL · #6 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 08:37 AM

Too funny, where's Traz?

TRAZ · #7 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 10:15 AM

Just got here....

Wow you are grossly misinformed my friend! I am a little late, but testosterone IS a steroid.... You have no business trying any form of Test right now.....do some searching and read up on the side-effects.....try reading the stickies on this board....

Sean · #8 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 10:15 AM

Traz is not here, but I am.
I can't believe you would get on here as a noob, ask a question, then tell someone the answer to your question is wrong!!
You are sorely cunfused and need to do some research. Or better yet, keep listening to the skinny kids at your gym, they are a wealth of info.

I will share a secret with you to get big fast, without any research, hard work or knowledge. Canine balls. Dude, just eat one of those a week and you will blow up. Of course to stack that ( stack being a technical term you are new to, but trust me, it means good things) with good products, like Muscletech from GNC and dude...you will bigger than Arnie was in Commando in 4 weeks.

edit:
dang Traz just beat me
and his post was nice.

SICKOFITALL · #9 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 11:45 AM

Hey Sean, what is the search button and where can I find out more about it?

TRAZ · #10 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sean

Traz is not here, but I am.
I can't believe you would get on here as a noob, ask a question, then tell someone the answer to your question is wrong!!
You are sorely cunfused and need to do some research. Or better yet, keep listening to the skinny kids at your gym, they are a wealth of info.

I will share a secret with you to get big fast, without any research, hard work or knowledge. Canine balls. Dude, just eat one of those a week and you will blow up. Of course to stack that ( stack being a technical term you are new to, but trust me, it means good things) with good products, like Muscletech from GNC and dude...you will bigger than Arnie was in Commando in 4 weeks.

edit:
dang Traz just beat me
and his post was nice.

/\/\/\ Bump!

I had to start offering a free dog neutering service in a little booth outside my apartment to keep me stocked up in dog balls. They are really great. They mix well with whey protein in a shake! MMMMMM Ballsy!

Poobah · #11 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 12:42 PM

lol... Damn right... You better be big if your going to eat a Canine' nut every week.. Best method requires that the Nut in question be biten off from the live dog and swalled immediately... besides its fresh and still warm that way.

Once you move up to rottweiller's nuts, you gota believe your huge.