has any1 ever heard of the greatest holiday ever?
its liek Christmas, halloween, and thanksgiving all rolled into one
it comes every march 14, and its called "Steak and a blowjob day" its the male version of valentines day...no flowers, no chocolate, no rediculously expensive jewelry, just a blowjob followed by a nice steak
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