[mywetnightmares]

My friend just told me about someone I went to high school with that I'm pretty sure can't die. Apparently last semester this kid drank a whole fifth of whiskey by himself. Then he stumbled into a ravine and fell on a bunch of rocks and brambles where he passed out for awhile. When he woke up he crawled back to his room and passed out on his roommate's bed. When he woke up he was still drunk and he stumbled out of his room and walked around. Apparently his RA saw him and said, "Holy sh!t, are you okay?" This guy answered, "I...don't know." So they called an ambulance and when he got to the hospital they found out that he almost died from blood loss. While he was at the hospital he said that his neck hurt so they took an X-Ray and found out that he had a broken neck.

A fifth of whiskey, near fatal blood loss, and a broken neck and he's still alive.