[TRAZ]

BEST SLEEPWALKING STORY EVER...100% TRUE..UNFORTUNATELY...


I play synthesizers in a band and I had just gotten a brand new one and I played it for hours and it was really cool...My best friend (and roommate at the time) had already gone to his room to go to sleep and had been in there for hours...Then he comes out of his room and I say what's up (to which he didn't really respond/ I figured he was really tired or something)...Then he proceeds to walk over to my brand new synth and he turns around and acts like he is whipping out his dong to take a piss...I am all like "Very funny bro...Don't even joke about that" then my roommate as plain as day starts pissing all over it! I am all like "Holy S***! You are F****** pissing on my synthesizer that I just bought today! What the hell! I am going to kill you!" My roommate didn't respond to my yelling and swearing and threats...I told him to clean it up (at this point I realized he was sleepwalking) and he just went and layed a paper towel on top of the keyboard...I was about to explode and shook him...No response...

He eventually stumbled back to his room and fell asleep...The next morning he said that he had a really strange dream that he had peed on my new keyboard and I told him that it was not a dream...I couldn't be mad for long...I know he didn't realize, but damn! I had gotten the synth for an excellent price and then sold it (piss soaked) two days later to another band that I know...HEEHEE...