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Originally Posted by SICKOFITALL
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
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they change the clocks in the summer to allow farmers an extra hour working the fields, in the winter there is no need so they put them back an hour again
