OK here's another one, not good for me though.
I was in a basketball game at the same courts. And all these Samoan guys came to play. These dudes were fuhken huge, I mean all 300 plus pounders, typical Samoan men. They were cousins of a famous Samoan who played in the NFL at the time.
These guys were real pricks and bullies. They were fouling hard and if someone called the foul they got in his face. They were just rowdy as hell and were looking for trouble all day.
Well I called a foul and the guy took the ball and threw it at me unexpectedly and it hit me right in the face instantly splattering blood all out my nose.
I have a really bad tempo and I went psyco. I dont care how big someone is when I am in that state of mind. So I pushed the guy in the face (man I wished I would have hit the fuhker)...Well I was 185 lbs at the time and was severly over powered and out sized. So I stepped back off him (smart move huh?) I got cocky and started talking sh!t to him, like calling him a fat fuhk and etc..
I was smart (or so I thought) as I wasnt going to let him get in close.
Well now I was dancing around him like I was Mohammad Ali and got too cocky as I failed to see his friends gathering around me...IN fact I never saw nobody but him.
Next thing I know I am hearing all kinds of voices but its dark and I cant see.
Little by little the darknes faded into light and I could see the blue sky and all these faces asking me if I was ok.
I was on my back!
After I came to my full senses I was explained of what happened.
Apparently one of the biggest Somoans had come from the blind side right at me running full board and threw a nasty punch and hit me in the side of the head and they say I flew from the free throw line and ended up at the half court line - Sh!T THATS LIKE 20 FEET! They said all the Samoans got a few laughs over it and left. When I awoke and came too they were already gone
Well my jaw felt like it was off it's hinges as I couldnt chew soilid food for a week. That was the hardest I'd probably been hit in my life even though I dont remember it.
All in all, dont fuhk with Samoans
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